Glitch Techs X


A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 29th of June, 2028, is this young man's second day on the job. Though it was thirty-seven years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

> Enter name.


[ GADGET BEER   ]
[ XXXXXX XXXX   ]
[ NOT THIS TIME ]

> Try again.


[ OLIVER KIND   ]
[ ACCEPTED!     ]

> Examine page.


Your name is OLIVER. As was previously mentioned it is your SECOND DAY ON THE JOB. A number of LINKS are scattered about this page. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for GADGETRY. You like to try and invent new machines but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for COMPLEX LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR WRITER. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

What will you do?

> I thought this was for Homestuck?


Ah, yes.

Homestuck was a famous webcomic of the early 2010s that defined much of the culture of that decade (alongside the Vaporwave music genre and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) in much the same way that decades were defined by Leave it to Beaver (1950s), The Jetsons (1960s), Starsky & Hutch (1970s), Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1980s), Hackers (1990s), LOST (2000s), and Cyberpunk 2077 (2020s).

Homestuck in Glitch Techs x RP


The Perfectly Generic Bloxel is a cube-shaped green mass of PLixels found in several games, including Ping and WorldBuilder (based on Starbound).

Skaia Labs is an Avon Hertz pet project, aiming to make their SkaiaNet satellite internet service available in rural areas (despite the fact that this isn't actually profitable, because Avon Hertz is a rich moron who thinks he knows better than telecom companies just because telecom companies with regional monopolies are purposefully providing inferior service).

CrockerCorp, being a weird parody of megacorporations, is also a possible foe despite being based on a real company. They have a fork as their logo from the beginning, though they did invent Retroactive Rebranding in the early 12010s. It is claimed that, at one point, CrockerCorp had a butter knife silhouette as their logo, but few untouched examples of this still exist.

Sylladex systems, including Strife Specibi, were commonly used by GAME Mechanics between 11985 and 12016. They were slowly phased out in favor of Tech Gauntlets such as the Pip-Boy, Power Gauntlet, Pokétch, Transer and mobiGlas. The newest model used by Hinobi technicians is the nobiGlas, a collaboration between Hinobi and microDyne.