Mr. Edward "Ed" Chambers- Role: Principal
- Look: A stern man in his mid-50s, always impeccably dressed in a suit and tie, with neatly combed hair and a perpetually serious expression.
- Blurb: Mr. Chambers is the classic 80s high school principal, embodying authority and discipline. He’s known for his no-nonsense approach to running Cedar Ridge High, with a strong emphasis on rules and order. His office is adorned with motivational posters and a well-worn paddle that serves as a reminder of his strictness. Though he often seems out of touch with the students, Mr. Chambers believes in maintaining high standards and preparing his students for the future. Despite his tough exterior, he has a genuine, if rarely shown, concern for the well-being and success of his students.
Miss Rebekah Miller, School Secretary
It’s pretty much a given that a School Secretary runs the place more than the Principal (who talks to outside Administrators as often as to students.) In this case, it’s Miss Miller. She’s got a hand in your life, whether you know it or not.
She answers phones and the mail, acts as a liaison to parents, takes appointments and schedules events for the Principal, authorizes non-staff/student visitors to the school, updates student records (including attendance and disciplinary records), does ‘the paperwork’ for the school’s staff and even some accounting (for when the School Board wants to look at the budget). If you’re under 17 and work, she probably signed the work permit (and so knows where you work.) Official school events happen without her knowing about them, and most unofficial ones are on her radar.
If there was such a thing as a “Computerized Net-work” with all the files on it, she’d be less central, but as it is, it’s mostly just Miss Miller, her memory, and the contents of her locked filing cabinets. There aren’t any other secretaries in her office. If there were, she’d be “Senior Secretary”, and (as she jokes) “then I’d have to graduate.”
She does have a little knot of student “office volunteers” (some were “voluntold” to do it , others genuinely putting it on their college apps as an activity). They do light filing, typing, maybe run messages so she doesn't have to. They talk amongst themselves, she overhears.
Most students think about her just in the brief moments they interact, but staying on her good side is a good idea. She’s understanding- she knows she’s not dealing with adults. She’s the kindest bureaucrat many students will encounter in their lives- and pleasant in a slightly kitschy way. But she can ‘remember’ or ‘forget’ things in ways that can screw up your year. (Remembering or forgetting to tell you about scholarships you should apply for, for instance.)
“Weird Stuff”: People who can detect magic… don’t detect magic. Either she’s really good or she’s 100% mundane. It’s unclear how much she knows, but she knows so much about everyone else. (It’s mainly the size of the student body that keeps her from knowing everyone thoroughly. If you came, specially, to her attention, who knows?)
Mr. Thomas DeMarco- Subject: History
- Look: A charismatic man in his late 30s with a mullet, always sporting aviator sunglasses and a leather jacket over his dress shirt.
- Blurb: Known for his rock ‘n roll approach to teaching, Mr. DeMarco makes history exciting by comparing past events to contemporary music and pop culture.
Ms. Rebecca "Becky" Caldwell
- Subject: English
- Look: A bespectacled woman in her early 40s, with curly hair often tied back with a scrunchie, and a wardrobe filled with floral dresses and cardigans.
- Blurb: Passionate about literature, Ms. Caldwell has a knack for bringing classic novels to life and is always encouraging students to express themselves through creative writing.
Coach Barry "Bear" Montgomery
- Subject: Physical Education
- Look: A burly man in his 50s with a whistle around his neck, always in track pants and a school-branded T-shirt, with a booming voice and a mustache.
- Blurb: Formerly a college football player, Coach Montgomery is tough but fair, pushing students to their limits while teaching them the value of teamwork and perseverance.
Mrs. Helen Park
- Subject: Math
- Look: A petite woman in her mid-30s, often seen in smart blouses and pencil skirts, with a no-nonsense attitude and a penchant for precision.
- Blurb: Mrs. Park's classes are rigorous, but she has a reputation for making even the most complex algebra understandable. Her students often excel in math competitions.
Mr. Leonard "Lenny" Kaplan
- Subject: Science
- Look: A slightly disheveled man in his 40s with wild hair, always wearing a lab coat over a Hawaiian shirt, and often sporting safety goggles on his head.
- Blurb: Known for his eccentric experiments and love for all things scientific, Mr. Kaplan makes science class an adventure, often blowing things up (safely) to make a point.
Ms. Patricia "Patty" Stevens
- Subject: Art
- Look: A free-spirited woman in her late 20s with a bohemian flair, always covered in paint splatters, with long flowing skirts and an array of colorful scarves.
- Blurb: Encouraging creativity and self-expression, Ms. Stevens' classroom is a haven for the artistic students of Cedar Ridge. She believes in the therapeutic power of art.
Mr. David Hargrove
- Subject: Music
- Look: A sharp dresser in his early 30s, with a fondness for skinny ties and shiny shoes, and always carrying a guitar.
- Blurb: A musician at heart, Mr. Hargrove inspires students with his passion for all genres of music, from classical to rock. His classes are a blend of theory and hands-on practice.
Mrs. Gloria Martinez
- Subject: Spanish
- Look: An energetic woman in her late 40s, often dressed in vibrant colors and adorned with bold jewelry.
- Blurb: Known for her engaging teaching style and infectious enthusiasm, Mrs. Martinez makes learning Spanish fun and interactive, often incorporating music and dance into her lessons.
Mr. Richard "Rick" Harmon
- Subject: Computer Science
- Look: A tech-savvy man in his late 30s with thick glasses, often seen in graphic tees and jeans, always with a laptop in hand.
- Blurb: At the forefront of the digital age, Mr. Harmon introduces students to the world of coding and computers, ensuring they are prepared for the technological advancements of the future.
Ms. Sandra "Sandy" Blake
- Subject: Home Economics
- Look: A motherly figure in her 50s with a warm smile, usually seen in aprons and practical outfits.
- Blurb: Teaching essential life skills, Ms. Blake's classes cover everything from cooking and sewing to budgeting and nutrition, preparing students for independent living.